SPEEDING AROUND LE CITY BEING CHIC AF YET AGAIN




BONJOUR PEEPZ. ITZ BEEN A WHIRLWIND WEEK ! I DONT HAVE A LOT TO SAY BUT I TOOK LOTZ OF MF PICS. AS YOU'LL SEE- I SPENT A LOT OF TIME REWEARING OUTFITS AND HANGING OUT ON ROOFS AND IN PARKS. 


THIS IS MY OFFICAL BENCH IN TOMPKINS SQUARE PARK. THE CITY'S PARKS DEPARTMENT KINDLY DEDICATED TO LE BLOG. IF YOU'RE READING THIS- THINK OF IT AS OUR BENCH. 


THESE PHOTOS WILL NOT BE IN ORDER OR ANYTHING SO I RECCOMEND PLAYING THIS AND TAKING A SCROLL. AND OUI, I DID DRINK THAT BOTTLE OF MALIBU ONE AFTERNOON. IN ONE SITTING ACTUALLY. 


S.W.A.G.! 


(OUTFIT INTERLUDE) 



LITTY AF. 


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.



STILL WEARING THIS OUTFIT OVER AND OVER........



...ROOFTOPS ARE SO EDGY.... EDGY IS MY NEW FAVE WORD FYI...



IM ALSO REALLY INTO DESCRIBING ANYTHING/ EVERYTHING AS "ARTSY".



LIKE THE ABOVE PIC IS LIKE A TOUCH EDGY AND MEGA ARTSY.... 


 C'EST KISS! .........


C'EST MR BABY! 


C'EST MOI!!!!!!!!!!


OKAY BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MY BOYFRIEND (KISS)  HATES PICTURES. I MUST SUCK ALL THE AIR OUT OF THE ROOM OR SOMETHING - WHO WOULDNT WANT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED AVEC MOI???????? ANYWAYS... I THINK WE LOOK QUITE ROMANTIC AND ADORABLE. 



CAMERON, (PHOTOGRAPHED BELOW) , HAS FINALLY RETURNED TO LE BIG APPLE ( POST COVID EXODUS). 




IM MEGA HAPPY THAT THE HIPSTERS ARE FLOODING BACK INTO LE CITY BUT I HAVE TO SAY... THE LOWER EAST SIDE IS WACKER THAN EVER, PEEPZ. LIKE ALL THE MURRAY HILL FRAT DUDES COME DOWNTOWN TO BRUNCH-RAGE ON THE WEEKENDS AND THE SEA OF KHAKI I HAVE TO SIFT THROUGH TO GET HOME IS LAME AF. OF COURSE PRETTY MUCH EVERY YOUNG ADULT IN THE LOWER EAST SIDE IS AN ASSHOLE, BUT I FOR ONE PREFER THE PRETENTIOUS ARTIST-TYPES. 


I CAN REALLY SEE MOI-SELF BECOMING A PARK PINGEON LADY. 


(OUTFIT INTERLUDE) 



SO GRUNGE..... 



EDGY AF YET AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!


MISS MISCHIEF.. ON A BRIDGE..... 


EVERYBODYS FAVE PRODUCER (EVIL GIANE) PICTURED BELOW. 



...CHIC AF.

... OKAY TO BE HONEST THIS WEEK WASN'T THAT CHIC AF.  IT WAS BUSY AND MESSY!!!! THE AMAZING THING ABOUT HANGING OUTSIDE SO MUCH IS THAT YOU GET SO FUCKING DIRTY! I COME HOME LIKE ACTUALLY COVERED IN DIRT AND DUST AND SPILLED BEER. MY KNEES ARE PERPETUALLY SCRAPED UP. 

NOT PICUTRED THIS WEEK IS ME WORKING AND BEING A CREATIVE GENIUS. 

ALSO THE NEW APARTMENT IS REALLY BECOMING A BLOGGER PALACE: 


THE "MAN REPELLER" BLOG ARTIFACT IS UP. AND KISS GOT ME THESE FLOWERS AFTER A FIGHT! 


I LOVE MAKE UP GIFTS! 


A LOT OF THE BEARS ON THE BED ARE ALSO MAKEUP GIFTS!


MY STUFFED ANIMALS ARE NAMED: JEAN PIERRE, JEAN CLAUDE, DEEPAK CHOPRA, KATE MOSS, PETE DOHERTY, CHRIS, AND LIL BUNNY FOO FOO. 


..... AND BEFORE I GO......

I PRESENT A SMALL SHOPPING HAUL! MOVING IS EXPENSIVE SO I HAVENT BEEN SHOPPING IN WEEKS. SO I WENT TO THE SALVATION ARMY IN HELLS KITCHEN AND GOT SOME CHEAP SHIT: 

1. COSTUME TOP. FEELS A BIT PASSE TO BE TOTALLY EFFING HONEST. BUT I STILL LIKE IT. 

2.FEATHER VEST. SO I CAN STOP WEARING THE SHEARLING ONE EVERY DAY. AND FEATHERS ARE ACTUALLY PERFECT FOR LE HEAT! MEGA LIGHT!   

3. METALLIC BODYSUIT. THIS WAS ACTUALLY A LOVELY GIFT FROM A FRIEND. I HAVE BEEN GAGA FOR GOLD LATELEY. 


4. DRUG RUG. I LOST MINE AGES AGO AND NEEDED TO REPLACE... UNFORTUNATELY ITS WAY TOO MF HOT TO WEAR .......... MAYBE ON THE FERRY HOME FROM THE BEACH DIS SUMMER......... 

5. HARAM PANTS. BOUGHT BOTH HOPING ONE WOULD FIT BUT NETHER DID... FASHION BLOGGER GOLDY LOCKS... LE SIGH. 

6. SEQUIN BRA. BROADWAY BABY. 


7. HOT PINK BRA. AND OUI, THIS IS ALSO FROM THE THRIFT STORE. IF YOU THINK THATS ICKY- THATS YOUR PROBLEMO. I HAVE LIKE ZERO BRAS THAT FIT I NEEDED IT. 
I LOOK AMAZEBALLZ....

8. LIL BLUE TOP HAT. IVE BEEN WEARING THIS ALMOST EVERYDAY SINCE I GOT IT. IT MAKES ME FEEL EXTREMELY TWEE. LIKE I HAVE A RECORD PLAYER.  



HERE'S LE CHAT FROM BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S WEARING IT: 


....

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED LE PHOTO JOURNALISM! NEXT BLOG IM DISHING OUT A BIG LIST OF FASHION TIPZ. 

I KNOW THIS WAS A SPEEDY BLOG, BUT I'VE BEEN SPEEDY!!!!!!! 

TILL NEXT TIME, DEAR READERS!

AU REVOIR. 

NAMASTE.

XXXX

MEG 





Comments

  1. SpencerMay 24, 2021 at 2:39 PM

    I waz absolutely stunned w this blog. I FELT UR SPEEDY VIBEZ AF. especially with the song recc and just scrolling through. PLZ DO THE SONGZ MORE OFTEN I LOVE HOW IT REALLY PULLZ OFF THE WHOLE ENERGY. i love you. ur such an inspiration thankz for alwayz givin the guud stuff. ur 2 cool babez

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  2. UnknownMay 30, 2021 at 7:11 PM

    hey i love you

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  3. AnonymousJune 2, 2021 at 5:49 PM

    u r the coolest person ever

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  4. theresaJune 3, 2021 at 7:20 AM

    yasss the song while reading was perfect. ur blogs are so fun!!!

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