Le Hipster Portal

another haul lala peepz! i keep shopping bc i'm a compulsive person and live close to my favorite thrift shop where like everything is under $10. will any of these items see le light of a non corona day? maybe not... but its recycling, bitches!!!!!!!!! BUT FIRST..... here's what i think you should be getting ready for le spring: -books to carry around/fake read at le park. dont go so far as to like hold the book upside down, but def dont try hard to make it look believable. faux nerd swag only. -bubble dresses.  -any sunglasses that aren't tiny influencer fuggly little slits. enough.  -dumb chic flasks. maybe one with a mustache, rhinestones, kate moss , lit af on it.... you get le vibe. personally i've never found flasks to be big enough to carry a worthwhile amount of liquor...buuuut I'm always impresssd when someone pulls one out....  -CIGARETTES. especially those sexy little skinny ones. or like dunhills. the colored ones that used to be tumblr af. aestheticize

OOOH LALAAAA. VALENTINES DAY ISHHHHH! I FUCKING LOVE VALENTINES DAY! WHY? LE DRAMA............... AND SHOPPING!!  IVE BEEN DRESSING V V ROMANTICALLY: FAUX VALENTINO, BALLET FLATS, RED/WHITE/GOLD, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. HERES AN OOTD DIARY FOR MY DEAR READERS, ALL LEADING UP TO LE HOLIDAY.  GOT A SWAG AF SWEATSUIT. I REALLY WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF LOOK AT ALLLLL BUT I SAW IT AT LE THRIFT FOR 10 BUCKS AND KNEW IT HAD TO HAPPEN. I OBVI WENT AND GOT EASTERN EURO FOOD ASAP IN THE ENSEMBLE. SO ITS COVERED IN BEET, COFFEE, AND SNOW/MUD SPLATTER STAINS. IT WORKS. WHENEVER I TRY TO PRESERVE ANYTHING OR KEEP CLOTHES NICE I JUST END UP NEVER WEARING IT. LIFE LIFE. CEST LA VIE. WEAR CLOTHES HARD.  LE NEXT NIGHT I VISITED MISS I AT HER SOHO GRAND HIDEAWAY. SHE WAS BETWEEN APARTMENTS AND DECIDED TO TAKE A GLAM BREAK FROM BROOKLYN . NOTHING CHICER THAN HOLING UP IN A HOTEL. I CANNOT FUCKING IMAGINE PREFFERING A COUNTRY HOUSE TO A SOLITARY HOTEL ROOM.CONTAINED CHAOS ALL THE MF WAY. BUT I