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DOWNTOWN ELOISE... RUNNING AWAY AVEC HOLDEN CAULFIELD .   Le beat-chic princess moved! AKA i spent 7 straight dayz in a little hotel on le  mf west side!  suppiez readerz!!!!!!!!!!!  i've alwayz wanted to live in a mf hotel. probz since i read eloise at le plaza. i've had a good amount of hotel hideaway momentz , but they tend to be a bit dark (especially that one in belgium).. AKA moi all alone locked away for dayz on end doing god knowz what throwing some type of temper tantrum.  And after yearz of dating someone who was def gritty... like once told me they're comfortable with eating from le garbage if need be  (and yes i did find that hot, sue moi) - i needed a touch of glam in my life! and for once i needed to be le edgy one.. le dude i met probz thinks im like a junkie freak compared to his vibe. he's very clean and healthy looking and well mannered. and last week he ran away from home like holden effing caulfield and met MOI. tough luck, kid! I moved into his hote

LE MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL EXPERIENCE.  suppiez blog.  i have le bluez. so I asked le public what they wanted to hear from moi and le overwhelming response was drugs, fashion tips, and heartbreak/love life. And why I get kicked out of so many barz and why therez a massive scab covering my back. i'll cover most of that but i am a bit sick of talking about drugz. oui, drugs ARE glamourous. but therez more to life peepz. I'll be edgy next blog. Right now ill probz stick to just le sex and le rock n roll....  le past month or so has been pretty effing tough. I'm all mixed up. I'm a little crazed. Working too hard and playing too hard. Le breakup bluez/ manic weekz that followed waz one thing, but I decided to try and slow down le partying a bit after my action packed holiday season (which you'll see snaps of in a bit). Buuuuut then..... le mf Cobra Snake, party photographer LEGEND came to town to shoot avec moi . So i ramped it up instead of pumping le breakz. Cobra was