Le Hipster Portal

bonjour peepz!  i hope you all listened to moi guest on the amaze podcast NYMPHET ALUMNI!!!!!!!! shocker- i overshared!! We talk all things blogger, alexa chung, bratz style, and my mental illness! ooh la fucking la!  Im feeling kind of shit this week (af) so this will be a mf lazy blog.. sorry not sorry.  im still working on le moodboard i promised but ill give le readers this to hold ya ova:  I also really encourage my newer readers to check out this old blog on    NYLON TV   .   Also check out this blog of   HIPSTER CLOSET TOURS . Trust moi- im handing you the creme de la creme of fashion hipster history.  Speaking of Hipster History- check out me making it on my blog about playing dress up at le Chelsea Hotel .  While le readers get into that.... ill continue with the great closet cleanout of 2021. With my Grey Gardens tendencies- this is a big fucking deal. No, there aren't raccoons living in my apartment- but there are basically 100 old Halloween costumes, loads of fur

WELL WELL WELL... BONJOUR BONJOUR, BITCHEZ.  WHATZ UP MES AMIS?  THIS WEEK C'EST UN PEU DIS ET UN PEU DAT ... A COMBO OOTD AND HAUL, AND SOME QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. .......... le Q&A! Dont  fret , Im not giving out any legitimate  life advice.. i know we dont need that.. even here on le portal. I was a guest on the amaze podcast  NYMPHET ALUMNI   and we did a lil portion with questions from my instagram. I thought I'd answer the ones we didn't cover here! Feel free to comment more Qs and I'll answer them on a future post... probably. .. And btw, you can look out for my episode- its coming out soon! In le meantime listen to their ep about  tavi and rookie mag .  what was one moment you felt dif from everyone around you? -prob sounds so annoying but i always felt like that growing up/as a petite child. i felt really uncomfortable a lot of the time. Guess i was born alt.... lolz. the only person i really connected with as a kid was my best friend Beth who is amazing

  BONJOUR BITCHEZ!!!!!!!   This week on le portal:  a breezy lil post of OOTDs... they're not the most fab pics because they're honest . This is how I check my mf outfits as I don't have a proper mirror. How grunge of moi !      And there's a swag shopping list for those that make it through   le scroll ...     Tis le season of weather confusion- AKA: spring is effing edging us in NYC. I am desperatooo for le roaring 20's, vaxxed le fuck out, NYC summer. I have the mini dresses, I have the American Apparel, I have the stupid hats. So where le FUK is le sun!? I've never been so ready for my eyeliner to melt of my face, to sweat through my stockings, and to beat my feet to bloody pulps in ballet flats on the hot concrete! Call me gross but I think its mega chic to be wearing an expensive looking shoe with a dirty foot.... ... And while I'm on the subject of feet can i offer a footwear tip for the summer( s'il vous plait). I've said it before but I n