LAZILY INSPIRING FUCKING EVERYBODY ... BEING SWAG BLABLABLA

bonjour peepz! 

i hope you all listened to moi guest on the amaze podcast NYMPHET ALUMNI!!!!!!!! shocker- i overshared!! We talk all things blogger, alexa chung, bratz style, and my mental illness! ooh la fucking la! 

Im feeling kind of shit this week (af) so this will be a mf lazy blog.. sorry not sorry.  im still working on le moodboard i promised but ill give le readers this to hold ya ova: 












I also really encourage my newer readers to check out this old blog on  NYLON TV .   Also check out this blog of  HIPSTER CLOSET TOURS. Trust moi- im handing you the creme de la creme of fashion hipster history. 

Speaking of Hipster History- check out me making it on my blog about playing dress up at le Chelsea Hotel. 

While le readers get into that.... ill continue with the great closet cleanout of 2021. With my Grey Gardens tendencies- this is a big fucking deal. No, there aren't raccoons living in my apartment- but there are basically 100 old Halloween costumes, loads of fur scraps, and I already got rid of 32 pairs of shoes. 

Here's moi with my first few round of edits: 




lolz... a girl and her junk. 


Now before I go- I'll leave you with these ramblings of genius....


MUSINGS/ DECLARATIONS: 

1.MARKET HOTEL as a rehab. imagine it! word on le street is its in a bit of a financial mess... shocker. In le grand tradition of gentrification, first the DIY spaces, then the Galleries, then the expensive rehabs!!!!!!!!!! 


2.COMPACT MIRROR/ LIGHTER COMBO. And make it vintage-y. Why on earth isn't this more common. It sounds chic, glam, extra, dangerous, annnd practical. I normally wont sacrifice space in a purse (chanel bags are slim inside fyi) for a mirror... but if its attached to a lighter i: 1.wont lose my lighter and 2. can flex it all night.  million dollar idea here, peepz!

3.FOR THE LOVE OF GOD- STOP WEARING PLATFORMS. im just so over it. its been yearz. Give them like a 1-3 year rest cycle and we can revisit . please. 


4.STOP COPYING MY EFFING BLOG BASICALLY WORD FOR EFFING WORD!!!!!!! i love when bitches make their own blogs but sommmme are taking it way too far. PPl keep sending me bloggspots and it is mad cute but ugh. Use your own lingo and voice! Dont plagiarize- thatz wack. me sharing everything doesn't entitle you to copying and pasting my hard effing work and identity. Its all been done before bla bla bla post post modern bla bla bla- come the Eff on. You've gotta remix your references. Its trivializing and un-swag. Bitches are on blogspot lately being like " Le this , Le that!"  Copy my format and fashion all you want but leave my writing alone s'il vous plait. its my blog and i make the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!


5.A SEPERATE LINE AT MCDONALDS FOR PEOPLE JUST DIET COKE. Everyone knows McDs has the best big gulp of diet coke on the planet... for one mf dollar. and 9 cents. But its so effing annoying and slightly embarrassing waiting in the big line just to get a drink. Let us fast pass.


6.BALLET FLATS W RIBBONS ATTACHED SO YOU HANG THEM AROUND YOUR NECK. another million dollar idea for le peepz!!!!!!!! Its a fab necklace/swag but its also very practical for when you get shwasted in your heels and dont wanna cough up le cash for a cab. I cannot tell you how many times I've cut my knees up trying to get home in impractical footwear. I know, the bruised knees is kinda hot- but the danger/embarrassment is nottttttttttttttt chic. ballet flats around your neck will be like the party girl version of boxers/ hockey players with boots hanging around there's. Fucked up bitches are athletes too! 


7.INDIE BANDS. MAKE THEM. What happened to all le bands???? i feel like they all disappeared after that YSL show in LA (iykyk) I'm musically effed but if any of you are willing to start bands i will do anything to support the bullshit, twee vibes. tres, tres chic. and it'll totally get you laid. THE NEXT ALEX TURNER IS PROBABLY DJING RIGHT NOW AND MISSING THEIR TRUE CALLING!!!!!!!!!!!


8.PETER PAN COLLARS: WEAR THEM. Bonus points if you wear with a peter pan hat! 


9.CHAKRA STONES/CRYSTALS- MAKE IT CHIC AGAIN. shits gotten way too crusty/dorky. Gonna need the fashion bitches to figure this out. New age exploitative BS should at least be glamourous..... 


10.IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO A POOL OR HOT TUB IN NYC, I WILL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER. Okay thiz one is just selfish but summers coming. Proximity to non toxic bodies of water is literally the hottest commodity in sweltering nyc. And i just got some cute new swimsuits. 



Finally- that's moi and "internetboyfriend" (aka upcoming indie writer and "Nashville's' best rapper" of 20something). And that's moi and my actual boyfriend- kiss. and le cat. Don't mind le mess. 



Love and Light peepz. 

Till next time. 

xxxxxxxoxoxxx




Comments

  1. SophiaApril 17, 2021 at 1:19 AM

    Obsessed with you and your writing. You fucking rock!!!

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  2. coolclimentineApril 18, 2021 at 1:59 PM

    ur right we need more indie bands

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    1. WillaApril 21, 2021 at 4:42 PM

      i miss when indie was cool and they didn't play it in old navy

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  3. UnknownApril 19, 2021 at 5:38 PM

    dude i loove ur style and its way cooler to dress however you want instead of following the trends. if you look at any hot iconic bitch they are always looking good no matter what year it is and there they are wearing the same style for decades and i want to find my own but i dont know how love u lots xx

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  4. π•Έπ–Šπ–†π–‘ 𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖉April 24, 2021 at 12:36 AM

    I’m new to this blog and blogs in general this is so good!!!

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  5. professional problem childApril 28, 2021 at 2:32 AM

    so true queen

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