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  Well well well. its seems its time for another little haul lala.   Springs around le corner in NYC which means summer is about to murder us all. The weather past June literally turns the city into a never ending hellscape acid trip . So you've got to figure out a way to get the most impact with the least amount of clothing. Kinda my forte ....  I got most of this shit at Goodwills outside of New York City (much much much cheaper and way less picked over) while retreating and searching for reclusive inner peace. A few things are from Midtown (my favorite neighborhood).  also LOL im sorri all the images are framed by my ratty hair extensions. nonetheless,  plz enjoy: 1. ANOTHER SEQUIN DRESS! (but this one's blue!!!) at this point i think i could wear a dif sequin dresses for at least 2 weeks straight. i cannot stop buying dirt cheap sequins!!!!!! I really like the blue, especially with the white boxing sneakers. I feel like an American Apparel model AF in t...

suppies readers .  Im feeliing a little worn for the wear - sort of like my fur coat that sheds tufts of fox everywhere I go...I guess the hamptons wasn't enough r&r after all! i feel like a mf wind up toy and sometimes I just sort of spin out. so after a quick sprint around the city... im taking another little trip. in le meantime, please enjoy a glimpse of the single city day i enjoyed before  going back to seclusion! AFter le swaptons .. I took the LIR to nyc (notice the obnoxious wes anderson vibes i mentioned in previous blogs. ((and fyi i could give an efffff about  le films im a fan of le hipster phenomena ))):   a few loner days later.... it was 65 mf degrees!!!! What is the chicest thing to do in good weather?  Pret and champagne picnic at central park. The best part of picnics is le mess if you ask moi . Cigarette butts, baguette crusties, endless wine bottles, lipstick-ed diet cokes, stained blankets, and shopping bags AF.  Notice Miss I...

  Okay f.y.i. I'm not in rehab or having a mental health crisis as a few of you seemed to suggest!!!!! Its a mf retreat, peepz!! I'm relaxing and staring at le ocean or whatever body of water is outside the window. and my friend slash host is writing about fucking paintings . c h i c - n e s s . sophistication .  I'm blogging, and going through my makeover applicants. My gorilla street campaign worked  .  Oui ouiiii I'm mostly taking baths ... it's like my favorite part of life besides shopping. I'm doing face masks and drinking d iet coke and reading  Hollywood Babylon  for the 3rd or 4th time and faux reading my other books and eating lots of food and smoking cigs  on the sand. I believe in extremes.. at least I live by them. So I'm jam packing all my self maintenance into this trip. I'll go back to my shitty apartment and cheap liquor soon enough. Plus my therapist gave me a real talking to before I left so I'm doing  some important ...