OUI. a chic af day in midtown

suppies readers. 

Im feeliing a little worn for the wear - sort of like my fur coat that sheds tufts of fox everywhere I go...I guess the hamptons wasn't enough r&r after all! i feel like a mf wind up toy and sometimes I just sort of spin out. so after a quick sprint around the city... im taking another little trip. in le meantime, please enjoy a glimpse of the single city day i enjoyed before going back to seclusion!

AFter le swaptons .. I took the LIR to nyc (notice the obnoxious wes anderson vibes i mentioned in previous blogs. ((and fyi i could give an efffff about  le films im a fan of le hipster phenomena))):  

a few loner days later.... it was 65 mf degrees!!!! What is the chicest thing to do in good weather?  Pret and champagne picnic at central park.

The best part of picnics is le mess if you ask moi. Cigarette butts, baguette crusties, endless wine bottles, lipstick-ed diet cokes, stained blankets, and shopping bags AF. 

Notice Miss I's cigarette holder. I've recommended these before and im recommending them again. ..but i must warn you- don't get an extra long one. thats what i did a few years back and i totally burned a model's back in a tightly packed smoking section. Total faux pas!!!!!!!!!!! 

FRench bullshit. blogger food. 

..But all le french cafes  (glorified fast food) are DEAD!.. Prets are open till 4pm maximum if they're open at all. ALL of the le pain de blabla's seem to be totally shuttered..And the best maison kayser: the maison kayser by Columbus circle, is gonzo! I would fucking die to live in the storefront. Then again, its deffo full of rats. you cannot convince me theres a kitchen in nyc that isnt- I dont care how expensive the place is... even the douchelord peepz at Cipriani are having a ratatouille moment. Which reminds moi...........I walked by Cipriani Downtown a few months ago and they had the most insane set up: leather chairs, cigars, wrinkly, tanned old men in suits, eurotrash icons, embarrassing kids trying to look rich .. all in the middle of the motherfucking sidewalk. Like no ridiculous structure or tents or trailers off to le side/on the street like most restaurants have been doing. These bitches were just plopped right in the middle of the public sidewalk. And when I strutted through in my oversized, sequin dress and ballet flats- everyone looked at me like I was the one intruding. I really, really recommend taking a walk by and checking the nightmare out- the attention is totally fab. Walking by places like this is much chicer than actually going. Just make sure to wear an outfit to clash!

Oui. Rick Owens himself was in attendance:

Wearing FUR when you dont have to is just sooooo much chicer. 

chillax- its faux.                                             

oui mf oui, bitch. 

Central Park's vibe changes drastically once le sun sets. Like a smart cookie I brought tights in my Chanel and slipped them on. I met up with a swaggy friend and we decided to walk downtown. There is nothing better than a long, tipsy stroll on a warm night in new york mf city. Espeically if you embrace le tourist traps. 

Naturally, we employed some random NYC bro "eating his dinner on the steps" ( i dont buy it)  to take our pic. Naturally, we look as chic as fuck. 

Never let jaded assholes keep you from midtown. Complaining is the spice of life in le city but guess who knows how to have fun? Its moi. And i complain almost 24/7 but in the case of cheese factor- if you cant beat them you've absolutely got to join them . This ballerina was amazingly gracious fyi.

Really Really Regret not buying. Apartment hack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cliché bitches stick together. 

..........Right so then i went back to being a recluse. being mentally ill is getting passé AF.  I think ill probably do more sulking for the next few weeks.... its hard to really have that many fun dayz as we are still in a pandemic and a girls got to be responsible...... But hopefully i can drum up some fun and chic bloggies. It'll probz just have to be more hauls in my bedroom...Anywayz, As always, namaste. and bisou bisou. 

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