VALENTINES DAY SPECIALLLLLLLLLL MF'ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOH LALAAAA. VALENTINES DAY ISHHHHH!I FUCKING LOVE VALENTINES DAY! WHY? LE DRAMA............... AND SHOPPING!! IVE BEEN DRESSING V V ROMANTICALLY: FAUX VALENTINO, BALLET FLATS, RED/WHITE/GOLD, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. HERES AN OOTD DIARY FOR MY DEAR READERS, ALL LEADING UP TO LE HOLIDAY. 

GOT A SWAG AF SWEATSUIT. I REALLY WASNT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF LOOK AT ALLLLL BUT I SAW IT AT LE THRIFT FOR 10 BUCKS AND KNEW IT HAD TO HAPPEN. I OBVI WENT AND GOT EASTERN EURO FOOD ASAP IN THE ENSEMBLE. SO ITS COVERED IN BEET, COFFEE, AND SNOW/MUD SPLATTER STAINS. IT WORKS. WHENEVER I TRY TO PRESERVE ANYTHING OR KEEP CLOTHES NICE I JUST END UP NEVER WEARING IT. LIFE LIFE. CEST LA VIE. WEAR CLOTHES HARD. 

LE NEXT NIGHT I VISITED MISS I AT HER SOHO GRAND HIDEAWAY. SHE WAS BETWEEN APARTMENTS AND DECIDED TO TAKE A GLAM BREAK FROM BROOKLYN . NOTHING CHICER THAN HOLING UP IN A HOTEL. I CANNOT FUCKING IMAGINE PREFFERING A COUNTRY HOUSE TO A SOLITARY HOTEL ROOM.CONTAINED CHAOS ALL THE MF WAY. BUT IM A CITY GIRL. I'VE HAD A FEW .... INTENSE MOMENTS AT SOME REDICULOUS HOTELS...YOU CAN READ PART UN OF MY HOTEL DRAMA LOG NOW, ITS THE PREVIOUS POST HERE ON LEHIPSTERPORTAL! 

HERES MOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEARING LE SAME FIT. HUGE BELIEVER IN OUTFIT REPETING. ESPECIALLY LIKE WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT FOR DAYS IN A ROW. IT GIVES: "IM SO GLAM AND WILD I'VE LITERALLY JUST BEEN OUT AND ABOUT IN THIS ENSEMBLE BEING BOHEMIAN AF FOR DAYYYYZ". EVEN IF YOU REALLY HAVE BEEN SPENDING MOST OF YOUR TIME IN THE BATH OR BED. IT ADDS MYSTERY ET MYSTIQUE, BITCHES. 

AFTER A LITTLE CHAT, THE VERY ICONIC PAULA COME BY THE HOTEL TO SHOW US SOME OF HER VINTAGE COLLECTION. SHE HAZ THE BESTTT SHIT. IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO BUY SOME HARD TO FIND FASHION - LET ME KNOW AND ILL PUT YOU IN TOUCH. I GOT A VERY CUTE DRESS THAT USED TO BELONG TO A FAMOUS SCENESTER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LOL! 

I WATCHED BILLY ELLIOT, CENTER STAGE, AND BLACK SWAN IN 24 HOURS. DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE A BALLERINA AT ALL? I TOOK SOME DANCE AS A KID BUT WAS TOO IMPATIENT FOR BALLET. IM V OBSESSED WITH THIS FOREVER21 BRALETTE. WILL DEF BE WEARING AS A TOP ALL SUMMER. I LIKE THAT FROM A DISTANCE, IT KINDA JUST LOOKS LIKE A CENSORED BAR! 

AAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LONG AWAITED FAUX VALENTINOS ARRIVED MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED THE REAL ONES BUT EFFFF THOSE PRICES SO I WENT WITH THES 15$ KNOCK OFFS ON POSHMARK. AND THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. ABKLE STRAPS MAKE ME FEEL FAT, BUT ITS WORTH IT. TRES MF CHIC!!!!!!!!!!!!  THINKING ABOUT GETTING A VALENTINO STUD TOTE TO MATCH. VALENTINO IS SOO BASIC BITCH GIRLY AF. LIKE THIS IS SOME SHIT TO WEAR TO LAUDEREE. 

I WORE THIS TO RUN SOME ERRANDS, POP BY LE HOTEL AGAIN, AND GET MY FAVORITE THING EVER - AN ACAI BOWL. YUMMY! GOT LOTS OF COMPLIMENTS ON THE RED RUBY SLIPPERS. THESE ACTUALLY HAVE LOTS OF GRIP SO THEY'RE FAB SNOW DAY BALLET FLATS!!!

OK YOU CANT REALLY TELL, BUT I GOT A "VICE LAND" SWEATSHIRT  AND WHITE TIGHTS SO CUE A  V LENGTHY PHOTOSHOOT OF THAT LOOK. ITS VERY PALE BLOG// SOFT GRUNGE. V EXCITED TO FILM VIDEO STUFF IN THE VICE SWAG. 

WHITE TIGHTS ARE INCREDIBLY HARD TO PULL OFF. AS YOU CAN SEE, IM REALLY WORKING MY ANGELS. 

! HERE'S MOI CHANNELING ALEXA CHUNG X THAT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S SCENE. cLiCK here for le vibe . I DIDNT ACTUALLY TAKE A TRAIN ANYWHERE, JUST WENT TO LE STATION TO GET WARM AND ENJOY MIDTOWN. UNFORTUNATELY MY FRIEND AND I WERE TOLD TO NOT SIT ON LE FLOOR, SO WE WALKED AROUND MACYS FOR A FEW HOURS INSTEAD. MACYS HERALD SQUARE WAS FAB- ITS SUPER CLASSIC SHOPPING HOLIDAY NYC ENERGY AND  I COVERED MY RATTY FUR IN TOM FORD PERFUME SAMPLES. DEF RECCOMEND A VISIT THIS WINTER! 

I GOT LE MASK AT THE HALLOWEEN ADVENTURE SHOP'S CLOSING SALE. THE ONE ON FOURTH AVENUE. EVERYTHING IS 75% OFF. YOU MUST GO. ALL THE STYLIST BITCHES AND TIKTOK GOTH BITCHES ALREADY CLEARED OUT THE TIGHTS AND SHIT BUT EVERYTHINGS SO CHEAP ITS ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT. I SPENT $7 AND GOT THIS: 

...........THE GOLD HAMMER PANTS WERE AN IMPUSLIVE PURCHASE THAT IM EXTREMELY PLEASED WITH. LIKE THE FABRIC IS VERY CRUNCHY AND WEIRD BUT IN MY OPINION ITS TRES CHIC. OBV I LOOK LIKE A SLOB IN LE PICS BUT IMAGINE THE PANTZ WITH MY GOLD LANVIN BALLET FALTS AND A LITTLE TANK!!!!! sort of reminds me of these

BORING AF HOME OR WALKING TO MY BF'S APARTMENT OOTDS..................

FINALLY!!! VALENTINES DAY BITCHEZ! I STARTED LE DAY IN MY LITTLE ZIP UP, WHITE DENIM SHORTS, BLACK STIGHTS, AND SADDLE SHOES. AND OUI, i reDID MY PONY BEFORE I LEFT. 

HERES LE LOOK WITH MY COAT. IM ABSOLUTEY SICCCK OF MY COATS BUT THIS JUST ISNT THE YEAR TO INVEST IN SOME NEW ONES. I BARELY SEE ANYONE ANYWAY. PLUS I LOVE THE WAY FUR LOOKS WHEN ITS FALLING OFF THE COAT IN CLUMPS! WHENEVER I GET IN ANYONES CAR OR WHATEVER I LEAVE BEHIND A MASSIVE PATCH OF FUR WHICH IS GREAT. STYLE SIGNATURE XOXOXO!

HERES MY BEAUTIFUL GIFT WRAPPING FOR KISS. HIPSTER PRINCESS HACK: WRAP YOUR GIFTS IN REGULAR WHITE PRINTER PAPER AND TISSUE PAPER. THEN SLATHER ON SOME CHEAP RED LIPSTICK AND KISS IT ALLLL OVER. VERY MARILYN. I MIGHT EVEN ADD SOME BEAUTY MARKS AND SIGNATURES. WHAT'S INSIDE THESE PACKAGES? CHEESY SEX TOYS AND CANDY... DUH. I MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO KISS THAT I WANTED GIFTS AND CHOCOLATES THIS YEAR. WHY? BECAUSE IT EMBARASSES HIM, BECAUSE I LOVE HOLIDAY SHOPPING, AND BECAUSE LAST YEAR KISS WAS STILL LIVING ACCROSS LE COUNTRY AND DIDNT EVEN WISH MOI A HAPPY VALENTINES. HE "DIDNT THINK I WOULD CARE ABOUT THE STUPID HOLIDAY".... SO I SAT OUTSIDE THAT 2/14/20 RAVE BY THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING TEARFULLY TELLING HIM OFF OVER TEXT. THEN I GOT BACK TO PARTYING. 

HERES WHAT I WORE FOR VALENTINES DATE AVEC KISS. I WOULD MF KILL TO WEAR THIS TOP, PLUS BIKINI BOTTOMS, ET GLADIATOR SANDALS ON A BEACH RIGHT NOW. BUT A SEMI DIRTY BUSHWICK APARTMENT WILL DO. ITS SO CRAZY THAT IM LITERALLY STUCK IN NEW YORK DUE TO MY LITTLE ID FIASCO. I GUESS I COULD ROAD TRIP BUT HOW TF DO YOU ROAD TRIP TO SAN TROPEZ?? IVE NEVER BEEN TO SAN TROPEZ AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT, BUT IT SOUNDS FRENCH AF. STILL LOOKING FOR A LAWYER BTW..................................

RIGHT, SO KISS CAME OVER AND WE HAD DINNER AND DIET COKE AND SMOKED CIGARETTES. THEN I GOT A LIT AF GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAME IN THE BEST WRAPPING EVER: A MASSIVE FUCKING TRASH BAG. I THINK THIS IS VERY CHIC AND VERY MOI! 

                                                   

SICK, OUI? HERES MOI EVALUATING FOR SCALE. 

                                                   

AND LE REVEAL. HOW CUTE !! I WAS EXTREMLY HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOK LIKE WHAT I AM: A VERY PLEASED PSYCHO GIRLFRIEND. CUTE BUT MF PSYCHOO BITCHES! 

               

 THE BEAR SAYS "I LOVE YOU" IN CREEPY VOICE WHEN YOU PRESS HIS PAW. 

I THINK KISS LIKED HIS GIFTS TOO BTW. 

IM GONNA SPEND MY FEB 15TH LOUNGING AROUND I THINK. WILL DEF GO TO A STORE AND BUY HALF OFF CHOCOLATES AND EAT THEM IN MY UNDERWEAR ALL DAY. ITS LIKE MY PERSONAL VALENTINES TRADITION. THIS YEAR ILL PROB LISTEN TO THE ARCTIC MONKEYS AND WEAR RED LIPSTICK WHILE I DO IT. 

BISOU BISOU MY DEAR READERS! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY I HOPE YOU ALL REALLY INDULGE YOUSELVES AFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THATS AN ORDER ACTUALLY! MUAH MUAH MUAH MASSIVE MARILYN KISSES!

PEACE OUT , NAMASTE. 

TA TA!

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