HOTEL DRAMAS. PART UN.


                                                       

hotels are chic. i dont think i need to explain. pretty much every time i've been in a hotel its been kind of dark..... but i love to indulge and glamourize. like, at least it was at a fucking hotel. here's part un of my misadventures in holing away in hotels....... (2015-2016ish.) annnd i've included embarassing photos of me (the ones i could find) from these hotel escapades (or around the time of them).... feel free to judge, but plz remember this was VFILES era new york, okay? 


1.DAY'S INN - UPPER SOMETHING SIDE, NYC-
-shitty off brand days inn on like w 90-something street
-nyc boys would pay like a hundred dollars cash for a big ass room and crowd in to party and fake trap. -pro: you could smoke inside. 
-went a few times in my parsons freshman dayz. dark times
-one particular night i remember walking through the forever under construction hallways (exposed beams, plumbing, mold..) coming up on acid with my bffl. She said "this literally looks like the shining", i started trippping, and we entered into the haze and spent hours having a mid trip surrounded by boyzzzz. lame.  lot of teenage drama. im sure people were trying to channel kids, which as much sas i love le cliche- has just never been my steez. 

2.STANHOPE HOTEL - BRUSSELS, BELGIUM.
-threw my back out and went to Belgium for xmas anyways. was going through itttttttttttt very badly and im not even talking about the back issue. i was effed. 
- took two planes and a train on xmas eve. fell asleep on the train. a stranger woke me up at my stop at 12am. walked through empty cobblestone town to a hotel where i holed away in my bedroom watching movies in the tub for days. 
-realized i had lost my passport at the brussels airport. thankfully they found it. went back to brussels and booked a cheap, gorg euro room to wait to get le id back. more baths. shitty roomservice. canopy bed made it all feel okay. 


3.HOTEL 17 - GRAMMERCY, NYC.
-had to move out of the parsons dorms for the summer and didnt have a place to stay. spent a week at this very charming old school hotel. decent rooms if you like vintage vibes. shared bathrooms but whatever. rumor is a certain nyc nightlife icon holds a perm residency here..... 


4.THE W HOTEL - SOMEWHERE IN MANHATTAN
-my friend bought a missoni dress from tokio7, planned a dinner, and then got in a fight with her on again off again bf on her birthday
-got wasted, booked a hotel room. ordered everything off the room service menu: grey goose, chicken tenders, pasta, fries, more grey gouse, icecream, salad, etc. literally everything on le menu. 
-at somepoint everyone started crying and listening to the kooks/the strokes. then two friends got in a fight with a stranger in the elevator. one ended up missing and slept in central park.


5.THE BOWERY HOUSE - THE BOWERY, NYC. 
-hotel 17 got too expensive so i switched to this "hostel". it tries to channel the chelsea hotel but its nooot glam or legendary. spent the entire summer living in a closet with a cot and a fence ceiling. could smell and hear all my weird roomies. i exclusively wore heels and kept an shit show mess storage locker on the west side that i'd trudge down canal street to visit and use as my closet every mf day in 90 degree weather before my inernship. 
-survived off snickers and cheetos from the snack bar. 
-epic epic epic af roof with astroturf and faux 'the standard" type lounge chairs overlooking le bowery. met some v interesting peepz here. continued to visit the roof for years after check-out but they finally caught on last year fml. 



6.SIXTY LES -  ALLENT ST. NYC.
-never actually spent a night here but it was the SPOT the same summer i lived on le bowery
-pool parties at the tiniest pool ever that was unfortunately always covered in shade. but during new york summer, thats luxury
-iykyk



annnd fin.
thats part un!

merci for reading dear readers.

xxoxoxoxxxx 
namaste. 



































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