HAUL LALALA CEST 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BONJOUR BONJOUR BITCHEZZ

HERE IS A HAUL OF STUFF I'VE BOUGHTEN IN THE LAST FEW MONTHZ. ITS ALL FROM THRIFT SHOPS OR POSHMARK. IF ONLY I HAD FUCKING ANYWHERE TO WEAR ANY OF IT... HALF OF IT IS SEQUIN AND I JUST THINK ALL COATS FUCK SEQUINS AND SLUTTY THINGS UP. IM NOT LE BEST LAYER-ER WHICH ISNT GREAT FOR COVID19 NEW YORK. THERES NO WHERE TO BE BUT OUTSIDE OR IN MY APARTMENT ALONE REALLY. I'VE JUST BEEN WEARING LIKE 4 PAIRS OF TIGHTS UNDER LEGGINGS AND WIFE BEATERS WITH LITTLE BOLERO COATS, CHANNELING LIKE ALEXA CHUNG CHANNELING AUDREY HEPBURN MIXED WITH A CONDE NAST GIRL CHANNELING AMY WINEHOUSE. OUI...........!

1. WHITE SWEATER, THIGH-HIGHS, PHILLIP PLEIN UGGS. i feel like a forever21 teenvogue advertorial in this. not elegant or chic but very winter/ fall. 

2. NECCESSARY CLOTHING STAR ROMPER. okay i lied this romper is actually from the legendary fast fashion store NECESSARY CLOTHING. i really dont like to buy fast fashion bc evil but i have a soft spot for the shitty fast fashion boutiques on Broadway in soho. they're like crappier than zara and h&m. sort of like irl fashion nova. the decors super barren and dusty and everything is $5. And they're all closing right now (zara and h&m etc will remain) and its super tragic to me and everything is megaaaaa on sale if you pay cash so i said fuck it and indulged in the most mall thing ever: a romper.

3. VINTAGE PORTS GOLD LAME ROMPER. i cannot fucking believe this is ports. it barely fits but i love the uniboob effect that gives me.what is it about droopy tits i find so chic! this was my xmas gift to moiself. Its from angelas vintage on 2nd avenue i believe. usually i dont buy anything over $11 but i couldnt walk away from this one. Angelas is an amaze store its like the 2010s ready to wear remnents from once hip New York women's closets. and you can haggle on the prices. 

4. SEQUIN SKIRT WORN AS DRESS. i love love love wearing maxi skirts as dresses. this actually reminided me of the ... interesting.... celine kaia gerber af runway show. i dont know exactly how i got there but the dressy dress worn casually is just fab. also notice le sequin mask. im usually anti- fashion mask (the medical masks clash in a perf way and are a stronger visual) buuuut i saw a rich woman coming out of a fancy building in midtown i was smoking and drinking a frappacuino outside of and she had a sequin mask on and i knew i needed it. 

5. FASHION NOVA TANK DRESS. oui oui simple and chic. thought this could be good for work but lol of course its see through. i bought it at le thrift-  i think this with ballet flats in le summer will be very flexy casual. 

6. MICRO MINI HOUNDSTOOTH MOD DRESS. i cut this bitch way too short but i honestly luuv it this way. mega mega cute. beat chic af once again. would beatnic groupies actually wear something like this? no clue - its just vaguely mid century.

7. PETE DOHERTY H&M JACKET, TRUE RELIGION SKINNIES. i actually have a lot of marching band// military libertines-esq coats but i wanted a tight one like they used to sell at H&M. and I found that exact one! luv poshmark. i  thought i was over true religions since like 2018 buuut these ones were so tight and comfy i couldn't resist the fit. thinking of bleachng them white so they're not so identifiable brand-wise. i just dont want a 2000s, von-dutch type reference to fuck up my vibe. passe..... 

8. FOREVER21 SEQUIN DRESS. this actually still had F21 tags! it was fucking $50 wtf. but i got it for $8 muaha. great depression and flapper fantasy for le 2020s! 

    

9. CAT FACE TSHIRT, SEQUIN MINI SKIRT. oui, more sequins. i have it hiked up here but it needs to be cut shorter. i like cuttiing through the sequins so they're like all straggly hanging by threads and falling off like frayed denim. cat shirt is just epic. 

10. SHEER BLOUSE. reminded moi of yoga moms. namaste. 

11. THIGH HIGH STUD TIP BOOTS. so cheap and cheasy but you know i cant help moiself! the toes are so super cute. rockstud ish. i waaant rick owens thigh highs but i can never afford so these will do. make me feel v basic bitch blogger. 

        
12. ANOTHER MILLITARY COAT. its too big but its warm. thot it was a costume or something but its turns out its a westpoint uniform coat lolz. whoops im not a military fan but i feel like a toy soldier. and i love the tail. 

13. SADDLE SHOES. finaaallly bitchez. they're bass brand so they're super comf and nice. once again i fucking loooove posh. nerd swag af.

14. PHILLIP PLEIN UGGS. dont really wear uggs besides to the deli but im a sucker for phillip p.... eurotrash monster so fashion hes antifashion. fake but tbh idont think that makes any difference withthis brand

MERCI MERCI OUI OUI

THATS P MUCH ALL IVE GOT.... PLUS HAIR EXTENSIONS. I WISH I COULD WEAR THEM EVERY DAY BUT IM SO FUCKING LAZY AND RUIN THEM SOOO FAST. ANYWAYZ MERCI FOR READINGS DEAR READERS. 

NAMASTE.