TONS OF PHOTOS OF MOI. SWAG ALERT!!
suppies dear readers!!!!!!!!
feeling SO exhausted . but i've been blogging hard. for now you'll have to be satisfied with these epic pics i took of myself. .................
okay this was me testing out my new coat. i dont have a long mirror at the moment so this is what i do. i got this for $10 at L train vintage (lolz) . basically the most basic bitch faux hipster store ever .but thats the vibe i was going for here anyways. like a coat alexa chung might have worn. i want creepers and a ukelele to complete le look.
see how the bra fits lame? its like too big i need all my bras to be too small so they're extra push up.i like extremes: either hella push up thotty cleavage or saggy 70s no bra. unflattering shit can be so chic.. its cool as fuck....
okiii here we have a casual swag vibe look. what i wore every day until the temp dropped down to the low 40s...i love wearing hoods with my crap extensions but the friction makes the synthetic hair literally turn into a rats nest evil clump of tangles... which is cute sometimes but also ruins the hair so fast. Wearing these fringe sandals is so much flexier in the cold.
epic-ness. just epic af.
....just train ride energy. this is what i wore to burlington actually. should've pulled the shorts down a bit lower but hindsight is 2020....................................
i personally think that sitting on the floor and stuff outside and around nyc is a fantastic look. like bored, a touch of crust.. it just makes outfits look better. try to sit on every park bench, every ledge, dont stand like an awkward bitch. fake comfortability till you believe it. some other things to do to in public to make you look cool:
1. smoke cigarettes.
2. smoke huge box-mod vape
3. fake read a book but when someone asks you about it give them nothing.
4. take photos with flash.
5. drink iced coffee, big gulp, etc with straw.
6. chew on the ice.
7. apply lipstick or eye makeup.
8. mumble to yourself - vibes
9. actually read a newspaper (ny post, not nytimes douchebags)
ugh these r my fave shoes rn... most people dont seem iinto them but they just dont get it. theyre mega-slouch ,unflattering beat-chic. think sienna miller when she was filming factory girl. think sienna miller in Alfie .
....tbh no comment.it was a spur of the moment look at work. just take it in readers.....
thats the end of todays lazy blog... i had to take a benedryl this morning and it has really taken the life out of me! WOAH IS MOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
namaste. xxx
thanks 4 the tips on what 2 do outside i always feel so lame in out public........now i will do the said things and hopefully feel more chic :P
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