NAMASTE :(

NAMASTE .... SAD TO BE SO BEHIND ON MY LONGFORM BLOG POSTS... THEYRE IN DRAFTS BUT IVE FALLEN OFF MY RESPONSIBILITY WAGON... I BROKE MY PHONE AT A GRAF BRO PARTY IN A CERTAIN BROOKLYN PARK.... THE PARTY WAS OK .. WE WENT TO ONE BEFORE THAT AND THAT WAS OKAY TOO EXCEPT SOME RANDO TRIED TO ASSERT DOMINANCE BY MAKING ME HOLD A LIGHT FOR HER FRIEND AS SHE ROLLED A BLUNT... IM WEED FAUXBER  NOW AND IM NOT COMPETING WITH GIRLS DRESSED BORING... GETTING A NEW PREPAID ANDROID SOON... I HAD FINALLY HAD THE SAME PHONE NUMBER GOING FOR A YEAR... FUCK VERIZON ..................

.............. I CRIED IN KISS' ARMS IN UNION SQUARE AFTER LEAVING THE STORE... THEN SHUFFLED OVER TO SWEET GREEN AND HOPPED ONTO THE L TRAIN... ON MY WAY HOME WE ALMOST WALKED INTO A DEAD HOUSE PET IN A TRASH BAG.. IT WAS IN RIGOR MORTIS ALREADY AND WAS BLACK WITH WHITE SPOTS AND ITS LEGS WERE STICKING OUT STRAIGHT... IT WAS HALFWAY OUT OF A TRASHBAG AND LUCKILY I COULDNT SEE ITS FACE... :(

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