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 NAMASTE!!   After getting back from New England-ish my lovely friend came to visit.... lets call him: "X". X and used I to be roommates in the lower east side. We met when I was in the process of dropping out of Parsons (haha) and pulling myself out of some spiral. I worked at a disaster "thrift/curiosity" store on 1st avenue where we mostly catered to rich Burners (yay) and weirdo hagglers (yay). The burners would pay just about anything for anything and the weirdos would fight me forever over literally one dollar. Basically I'd stand on the street corner for 8 hours a day hawking junk my bosses got for free at estate sales, headdresses (feathers... steampunk hats... etc) , and jewelry they claimed to be handmade in Turkey by four sisters but was actually made in China and picked up in Queens. He'd come hangout and bring diet coke and Doritos and we became fast bfffffs. Soon after my bosses at the store moved me to their booth on 34th Street where i really...

NAMASTE ! THIS IS MY FIRST REAL BLOG POST!  THERE WILL BE NO SPELL CHECKS, EDITING, OR SECOND DRAFTS.  I THINK IM JUST GONNA TRY AND DO THIS WEEKLY. SO HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED THIS PAST WEEK ( IT IS JUNE 31 2020 AT 2AM AS I BLOG THIS): ME AND MY BF (LETS CALL HIM :"KISS") WENT TO VISIT HIS FAMILY IN A NEW YORK ADJACENT STATE. I WOKE UP NICE AND EARLY BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON A V RESPONSIBLE-HEALTHY-VIBE-POST-BREAKDOWNTIP THE PAST 2 MONTHS-ISH. I FINALLY DRAGGED KISS OUT OF BED AROUND LIKE 11. I wanted to look normal and down to Earth. I wore: black leggings, a black top that is basically just the lining of a bubble blouse, open-back ballet flats, prayer beads, my fake tigers eye ring,  30inch hair extensions, minimal-ish makeup, and my bedazzled sailor cap. I obviously carried my Chanel then my "Cute But Pyscho" gold travel tote. We took the train from my place to Grand Central where we realized we'd have to wait an hour for our real train out of New York-so we smoked ...

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