A WEEK IN LE LIFE.. FASHION BLOG, OOTDs, AND HOW TO STYLE AN EYEPATCH.
BONJOUR BITCHEZZZ ZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AN EXTRA FASHIONy BLOGGY FASHION BLOG. LE HIPSTER PORTAL HAS BEEN ONLINE FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW- SO BON ANNIVERSAIRE TO US ALL!!!! Oui, over 50 blogs and counting ........and technically my first post was August 31....... so im jumping le gun a bit! It seems like just yesterday I was posting pics of moi-self posing with Eddie Sedgwig prints and blabbing about my first post quarantine outingz to my 78 readerz. Now Le Portal is popping, im officially a writer-type, and everyone and their effing mom seems to be a fashion blogger! But im not mad- c'est le life of a FASHION PLATE. I have dedicated my effing existence to serving le trendz... and letting others eat them up, lick the plate clean, copy le recipe, toss it in le microwave... I'm basically a fashion chef... HERE ARE MY UPDATED FASHION DO'S + DONT'S: -THE NEW BOTTEGA SHOES ARE UNNACCEPTABLE. SO ARE THE ACCESSORIES. Unless you have the powers of ...